Summer Games

•July 21, 2011 • Leave a Comment

We Labradors are Sporting Dogs. These days we love all sports, but the classification was originally designed for dogs who help people hunt birds and small game…aka Gun Dogs or Bird Dogs. Unfortunately, hunting season is pretty short. So what is a good Sporting Dog supposed to do to keep sharp for just a few precious weeks out of the year?  Train for “Hunt Tests” and/or “Field Trials” of course!

In a “Hunt Test”, an imitation of actual hunting conditions, a dog’s natural ability and trained obedience are evaluated against a “Test Standard”. In a “Field Trial”, the dogs compete against one another in ever more demanding variations of field conditions which may or may not resemble real hunting conditions. I call it extreme field obedience.

My employer, Black Lab Vodka, supports all kinds of hunt tests and trials from a small club’s annual event to the Master Nationals and NAHRA Invitational.  And you folks send us all kinds of pictures of your dogs competing and actually hunting!

Chris Moriarty and Chief

Chris Moriarty and Chief with their first Hunt Test Ribbon

Chris Moriarty of Maryland sent this photo of himself and Chief with their first AKC Junior Hunt Test Ribbon. He told us all about their adventures at the “line” during their first two tests. The first test was failed due to the oldest reason in the book “Handler Error”. But the second got them this ribbon and three more passes will land Chief his Junior Hunter title.  He’ll do it!

The AKC tests have three levels, Junior-single simple retrieves, Senior-multiple and blind retrieves and Master-really advanced work.  Every dog at a particular event takes the same test at their level.  The hunting part is simulated by either live birds being released and actually shot by the gunners or by catapulting dead or plastic birds while firing blanks.  Weather conditions can change over the course of the test giving some dogs an advantage and if live birds are used…well just like hunting, anything can happen.  For example, my Granpa Gator’s first test used live ducks.  MK and Gator at their first hunt test.He had passed the land part of the test and was up for the water retrieve.  He and Mom, his handler, come up to the line to wait for the retrieve with the Judge and other officials.  Bang! The Mallard is shot and splashes into the lake.  The Judge gives the ok, “Dog!”  Granpa, in a highly desirable bee-line, swims to where the duck went in and…no duck.  It was still alive and it ducked under the water.  Pop!  It’s back on the surface.  Sploosh! It’s under water again.  For almost an eternity, Granpa chases a diving Mallard around in circles until he gets it in his soft retriever mouth and heads for shore.  But wait! The tribulations do not stop there.  Now the duck is biting Granpa on the head as he swims back.  Granpa takes this abuse until landfall where he promptly spits the duck out and barks at it furiously.  The Judge tells Mom, “What a good bird, what a good dog, but he flunks if he doesn’t bring it to you.”  “Pick it up, Gator” and since he had vented enough, Granpa picks up the duck, walks around Mom, sits perfectly and delivers to hand.  TA DA, a pass!  Great Stuff.  I know you guys have lots of these kind of stories to share…First Retrieve, First Hunt, Best Test…hmmm there may be a contest in here somewhere.  I’ll keep you posted.

Fish Tails

•March 6, 2011 • 1 Comment

I live, with Tater Water and our humans M.K. & Kerry, in an area of Virginia called the New River Valley.  It’s called the New River Valley, NRV for short, because the oldest river in North America, the New River, runs through it.  I know, I know…how can a 350 million year old river be called the NEW River?  Because the Native Americans around here noticed that it changed paths regularly…so every Spring, or whenever they had to cross it, it was a “new” river.

A fishing Labador.

Labs love fishing!

Anyway, the NRV is a great place to live if you like outdoor activities like hiking, hunting, and the topic of this entry, fishing.  Labs love fishing.  Well, duh, we are water dogs.  Our ancestors hauled nets and fetched escapees for fishermen in Newfoundland a couple hundred years ago.  Today, we love sitting on the bank or the dock, watching you flail the water and mutter under your breath and we really love it when you actually catch something.  That rod tip goes down and our heads are underwater looking for action. Then when you let it go…WHY do you let it go?…we love to kiss the fish.

We’ve been known to fish ourselves, too.  Even catch ‘em on occasion.  My granpa Gator, caught and retrieved a bullhead catfish out of a Connecticut lake when he was a youngster.  Kerry saw something floating on the water and sent Gator to get it.  It took a while.  Bullheads are slippery, have poinky fins and get pissed when they can’t dive and swim away, but Gator persisted, got a grip and delivered it to hand.  Kerry put it back in the lake…WHY do you do that? 

Cottonmouth with frog in his mouth.

Cottonmouth and frog.

I must admit you humans have all kinds of crazy fish tails.  One time Kerry went bass fishing, but after a bit he ran out of worms.  Then he spotted this Cottonmouth snake with a frog in its mouth.  Frogs are good bass bait.  The snake couldn’t bite with the frog in its mouth, so Kerry grabbed him behind the head, took the frog and dropped it into the bait bucket.  Now the problem was how to release the snake without getting bit.  Kerry grabbed his trusty bottle of Black Lab A bottle of Black Lab VodkaVodka and poured a little in the snake’s mouth.  Its eyes rolled back, it went limp and Kerry was able to release it into the lake without incident.  He hooked up the frog and resumed fishing.  A little later, he felt a nudge on his boot.  There was that same snake with two more frogs in his mouth!

I love that story!

Valentine’s Day

•February 13, 2011 • Leave a Comment

Happy Valentine’s Day, ya’ll!  At last, a warm and fuzzy (like me) Holiday!  January holidays are way too serious!  Yeah, I hear you saying…Happy Valentine's Day from Hawk and Tater Water“What about New Year’s?!!!” 

Firstly, New Year’s EVE is technically in December.  And it’s still a dumb idea…why would anyone want to celebrate the entire world getting another year older and… like a major super power who shall remain nameless….deeper in debt?!  Then you’ve got the “resolution syndrome”…everyone starts thinking ”This year, I’ll be a better blah, blah, blah.”  Phooey!  You need to fix something in your life?..DO IT NOW!…don’t wait until the first of next year!

New Year’s DAY is only worth celebrating if you are, like me, a College Football fan.  But, they’ve kinda taken the wind out of that old feeling by postponing the biggest game until a week or two later…not that I will complain about extending the bowl season.  After all, February can be the most depressing month of the year because WHAM!…COLD TURKEY…NO MORE FOOTBALL (at least ’til August)!

Which is why February really needs Valentine’s Day, even if it is a major commercial conspiracy hatched by the flower, candy and jewelry industries.  (So what do the guys get for Valentine’s Day?…oops, never mind.)  My point is that LOVE IS ALWAYS WORTH CELEBRATING!

Tater's love, Bella with her human pal, Brogan.

Tater's love, Bella, with her human pal, Brogan. (the redhead)

My sidekick, Tater Water, is in love…cross culturally…with a Setter…a Gordon Setter…a hot, little, lightning fast, grouse/quail/turkey lovin’ Gordon Setter named Bella. Now there is a name for Valentine’s Day!  It means beautiful in Italian.  Not to mention during their great canine romance, Lady and the Tramp slurped spaghetti to “Bella Notte”.  Not just a good night!  WOOF!  This Valentine’s Day, Tater would give Bella a bunch of “baci” (for real, not the candy) if he could only catch up with her.  The boy is not built for speed.  Good news for me, he’s so pooped out from trying to catch her that I get a reprieve from body slams! 

So, everybody, once again, with feeling…Happy Valentine’s Day!  Now go “bacio il tuo cane sulle labbra”!  (I can hear the gears churning…no, labbra is not Italian for Labradors…this translates to “Kiss your dog on the lips!”  Capice?)

Ciao Bella,

Hawk

He’s Got A Name, He’s Got A Name!

•November 17, 2010 • Leave a Comment

YEAH!  Little Nameless Nephew is nameless no more!  However, my new name is MUD.  Let me just say that working with family is not for the faint of heart.  You all know we held a drawing to distribute the prizes for the contest since his human, Jim, couldn’t pick one before the deadline…not to mention Jim assured me none submitted were in contention.  WRONG!  HE PICKED ONE!  Okay almost a month later, but that doesn’t get me off the hook.  I’ve got egg all over my face and have to apologize profusely to the actual winner.  I also have to pay for the second first prize package out of my “Cookie Stash”.  FAMILY!  You can’t live with ‘em and you can’t live with ‘em.  No wonder the Holidays are a time of fear and trepidation for so many.

Here is Nephew’s full registered name…Frog Hollow After Midnight Twist One Up…Frog Hollow is the “Kennel Name”, After Midnight for Granpa Gator.  His call name, which was submitted by Tonya (please contact us if you didn’t get our email), is Olive R Twist…works great…a reference to Grandma Olive, Martini garnishes and Dickens…which he is…a little dickens! 

Little Nephew dreams of ducks.

Now that he's got a name, Olive R Twist can dream of more important things...

We Have A Winner!

•October 25, 2010 • 2 Comments

We promised we’d have a winner (and four runners up) today for the Name That Pup! contest.  I’m sorry we are a little late making the announcement.  It was raining this morning and the satellite internet service doesn’t like that.  However, that is not even the half of it.  We are late because my mother Xena and brother Thunder and Little Nephew have a human, Jim, who can’t man up and make a decision!

Little Nameless Nephew

Little Nephew, Still Nameless

I don’t know why this whole naming thing is so difficult.  Yeah, I am a dog, and we aren’t that picky.  Call me anything except late for dinner.  Do you realize there are books devoted to names for boys, girls and yes, PETS?!   If you are looking for name inspiration, you don’t have to buy a book,  just check out all those submitted for the contest.  What a selection!  We got mythological references, action heroes, and, of course, cocktail inspired call names.  I would personally like to thank each and every person who participated.  WOOF! 

Now, I am stuck with the job of drawing the winners’ names out of a hat.  Drum roll please….

  • 4th Runner Up – a.d.l. (Lelantos, Apollo, Herne)
  • 3rd Runner Up – Janet Reid (Player, Seger and Lakota)
  • 2nd Runner Up – Bridget Bodine (Stryker, DUI-dewey-ducks under the influence and Duster)
  • 1st Runner Up – Stephen Yu (Morpheus, Ronin and Jet Li)

All of these folks will receive a Black Lab Vodka cap.  (We listed the names they suggested for your reading pleasure.) 

  • AND THE WINNER IS – C. Costello (Brody, Chaos and Decoy)  

C. will receive a cap, tin bar sign, pack of WOOF coasters and two Waterdog Martini glasses.  Congratulations to all and again, thanks to everyone for sending in names!  There were some great ones!

I will let you all know if my poor Little Nephew ever gets a moniker!  Hopefully soon….

NAME THAT PUP!

•September 26, 2010 • 97 Comments

It’s a contest!  Here’s the deal, I have a new baby nephew…my brother Thunder is the proud papa.  Little nephew is moving in with Thunder and our Mom, Xena, real soon, but Thunder is worried his human, Jim, won’t be able to decide on a name for the little guy for months…after all it happened to Thunder.  He was called Green after his bric-a-brac puppy id and then just No Name for weeks.

This Lab pup needs a name.

My "little nephew" needs a name.

I thought maybe my Black Lab™ Vodka connections could help, so I talked them into having  a “Name that Pup” contest.  The winner, the person submitting the name Jim gives the pup, will receive a Black Lab™ Vodka Cap, 2 Waterdog martini glasses, a BLV tin bar sign and a set of 4 Woof coasters.  4 runners up will receive a Black Lab™ Vodka cap. (Yeah, got good me)  In the event, as Thunder still fears, Jim is unable to choose a name from the submissions, the BLV folks will hold a drawing for the winner and runners up.

It’s really simple to enter…between now and October 20, 2010,  just enter your suggestion  in a comment here.  (You can enter up to three names, either in one comment or three.) Make sure you’re using a valid email address so the BLV folks can contact you if you win (or in the unlikely event you sent in a name someone already entered).  Entering a name means you have checked out and agree to the contest rules, our terms and conditions and our privacy policy.  Winning entries will be posted here on October 25th.

Finally, here are some tips to help you submit that really great name…”Little Nephew” (don’t worry, that moniker is definitely not in contention) is a black, male pup (duh, nephew) from a long line of hunting Labradors. 

Lab Pup playing with paint Roller.

It appears he's a bit of a clown, too.

Thunder and Xena  both have AKC Senior Hunter titles and Thunder’s got a couple Master legs.  They both hunt with Jim and help him “clean up” at tower shoots. “Little Nephew’s” mom, Lilly, (Wait a minute, she’s yellow!  What’s that all about?) also “works” at a Hunting club.   Thunder’s and my dad has a Master Hunter title, our granpa, Gator, the dog on the BLV bottle, a Junior Hunter title and our Uncle Snake (Whoa, he’s yellow too!) has a  Junior Woodchuck title (Really, he got 9 one summer).  Needless to say, “Little Nephew’s” call name is going to be heard on the Hunt Test circuit and in the field, so bear that in mind.  “Strawberry Princess” is not going to cut it.  (That story, another time.)

The Dog Days of Summer

•August 13, 2010 • 2 Comments

Okay, it’s an old cliche…usually referring to the hottest weeks of the year, usually mid August.  But only MAD dogs (and Englishmen) go out in the noon day sun.  Let’s face it, the only place a self respecting dog wants to be during the Dog Days is in a pool!

Uncle Snake as a pup in a pool.
My Uncle Snake, as a pup, in a pool.

Ironically, the Dog Star, Sirius, no longer appears in the morning sky during the hottest days of the year like it did in ancient times when they named those things.  Sirius is one of the brightest stars in the sky and its name is a variation of the ancient Greek (?…not up on my classics) word for “scorching or searing”.  They called it the Dog Star because it is the primary star in the constellation Canis Major…Big Dog.  Canis Major is Orion’s hunting buddy if you are looking for it.  And the best time to find it is in the WINTER sky in our hemisphere!  Hot days named for a star you can locate the easiest during the Winter…who says Mother Nature has no sense of humor?

 
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